Me, Myself, and I

I am not a poet

My name is Jake McCabe

I am Irish

Some say I'm a babe

That's just being modest

Just kidding

I'm not that cocky

But instead of drinking

I play hockey.

I'm not a minority

I get along with some

especially girls in a sorority

because I don't look like a bum

I'm not your average Scot

I play hockey and stay sober

Instead of taking shots

I watch others fall over

My family doesn't drink

Even though we're Scotts

So don't raise a stink

Go sit back on your cots

Scottish and Irish

It's a cool combo

Take away beer

Give everyone a nacho

...That was terrible. I know.